Monday, May 5, 2008

Parents & Tweens Take Note- Some Nightmares Are Celebrity Realtiy


Ever remember having a nightmare where you find yourself in a public place, like work or school, and you realize your in your underwear? You wake up and your so relieved it was just a dream. Thank God.... Totally embarrassing!!!!! I personally have horrible dreams where my teeth fall out. No big Freudian enigma here.............I'm scared to death of the dentist. Being a nurse this is really embarrassing too..... Anyway, worse than being at school or work half naked would be say ...........teaching in a classroom or speaking to a large crowd, on a runway, Or MAYBE AT YOUR WEDDING! AND YOUR FAMOUS, AND THE CAMERAS ARE FLASHING IN YOUR FACE! OMG Is she loony bin bound? Mariah Carey is it another nervous breakdown? No she's smiling. GIRL, GIRL, GIRL, What were you thinking ...Oh never mind it's a celebrity and I forgot they do not think rationally, or at all.


Moms I beg you, start a file for your tweens called " stupid things you should never do in public" (note to yourselves - lots of these things are great fun in very private company- smirk) Put in most of Madonnas' costumes (and movies), add Britney's crotch shot, Cher's see thru Oscar dress and Mariah Carey's Wedding Gown .....I mean no gown!


I've got it ....she's really starring in a movie parody called "Please Runaway Bride" or " My Big Fat Half-Naked Wedding".
It's so demeaning when women make sexual tarts of themselves, and a BRIDE! Tell me what you think -any doubt, over the top?

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